That cunt over there

Well, I'm 18, I'm from Leeds in the UK, I am known to have an addiction to caffeine and I'm about as useful as a nuns tits.

I literally don’t have enough money to get the bus to college today to see everyone and that upsets me…

Get tae fuck ya wee daftie

—The one thing I was told to go do on holiday by a random person in Berwick Upon Tweed in August…

  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono